Excuse me, is this the airport?
Yes…
But we can’t see any planes!
Well.. you’re in the terminal, the planes are… outside…
this must be the weirdest question I’ve been asked, and I’ve been asked many weird questions. There’s something that makes people so disoriented and genuinely dumb once they cross the airport’s doors that simply baffles me.
“We missed our flight. It left 10 minutes ago, can’t it come back? It hasn’t been so long!”
“Um, no.”
Pax who missed her flight and expected it to make an aerial U-Turn and come back for her.
“I’m sorry but you are flying with a different airline, not with us“
“Oh I just saw a queue so I stood in it.”
Pax standing in the wrong check-in queue.
“I have two suitcases to check in … and please throw in the crying baby as well so I can sleep.”
Pax with two suitcases and a crying baby.
"No, I'm not going to Geneva. I'm going to Switzerland."
- Pax flying to Geneva, Switzerland.
"I'm going to be on TV! On channel 3's game show! Why can't you let me on the flight??!!"
- Pax demanding to be let on a flight that had been closed and boarded 10 minutes earlier.
